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bellig-on-the-reg:

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

charlie brown

dizzydaydreambeliever:


THIS IS THE GREATEST THING

dizzydaydreambeliever:

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING

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I've been camping and stuff, but if you left me in the woods I'd probably just curl up and cry until someone found me.

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bewbin:

Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus 

bewbin:

Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus 

pastrymisha:
#Cas no we can’t afford organic #yeah i know it tastes better but we cant budget that in #okay fine like some apples or whatever for you and sam #like three #okay four you want it to be even i get it #no #no we’re not going to picket the market for selling honey #cas i dont give #cas i literally couldn’t care less about the infringement of bees #just get the bread like we asked for #babe we just wanted bread #just bread #no cereal cas #no i dont- cas tastefully delicious is just a marketing line #no you don’t have to buy it #no i dont care if they’re great #cas just bread #cas no #no cas #cas we’re on a budget man #stop making me say this sam is right here #yes #yes we need some #what do you mean you don’t know what i’m talking about #sammy’s right here #you fucker YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT #CAS YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN #lube cas we need lube is that what you wanted to hear? #that’s real fucked up you know that #sam left the room

pastrymisha:

#Cas no we can’t afford organic #yeah i know it tastes better but we cant budget that in #okay fine like some apples or whatever for you and sam #like three #okay four you want it to be even i get it #no #no we’re not going to picket the market for selling honey #cas i dont give #cas i literally couldn’t care less about the infringement of bees #just get the bread like we asked for #babe we just wanted bread #just bread #no cereal cas #no i dont- cas tastefully delicious is just a marketing line #no you don’t have to buy it #no i dont care if they’re great #cas just bread #cas no #no cas #cas we’re on a budget man #stop making me say this sam is right here #yes #yes we need some #what do you mean you don’t know what i’m talking about #sammy’s right here #you fucker YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT #CAS YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN #lube cas we need lube is that what you wanted to hear? #that’s real fucked up you know that #sam left the room

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